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Today, I was at my sister's wedding reception. My boyfriend of 3 years decided to give a toast to the happy couple. He was drunk and confessed his undying love to my sister. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (38003) - you deserved it (2994)

On 06/13/2011 at 12:12pm - love - by Uhh (woman) - United States (Washington)

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can you say "awkwardddddd"

#1 - On 06/13/2011 at 5:09pm by YoLauryn

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Did he mention that he got her a dick in a box?

#8 - On 06/13/2011 at 5:14pm by saIty

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