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Today, I went speed dating. I arrived at my first date and she looked me up and down and said, "Oh, that's awkward." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (25352) - you deserved it (3155)

On 06/02/2011 at 9:01pm - love - by nikto (man) -

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Don't worry she was probably checking out how obnoxiously huge your penis was.

#6 - On 06/03/2011 at 2:28am by tigerkyle92

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Whip out your iPhone and play Angry Birds for the remaining 7 minutes and 50 seconds.

Then, await your next humiliation.

#5 - On 06/03/2011 at 2:27am by perdix

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