Today, I was sitting with my crush at lunch. Trying to flirt, I tried to stare seductively into his eyes while sucking on my straw. I missed. The straw shot straight up my nose, causing me the worst nose bleed of my life. FML

by littlegirl / 05/07/2011 at 12:46am / Canada (British Columbia) / Love

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  • LOL trying to act cute gets you nowhere.

    #1 - On 05/07/2011 at 5:55am by flyboykhi

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  • Stare seductively? I bet you scared the shit out of him with your creepy stare.

    #9 - On 05/07/2011 at 6:07am by DjeePee

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