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Today, my girlfriend of 3 and half years broke up with me, just after I fixed-up her house that took me about 3 and a half years. FML


I agree, your life sucks (43984) - you deserved it (5778)

On 04/15/2011 at 7:50am - love - by Tjop (man) - South Africa (Western Cape)

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Can't believe she used you like that D:

#2 - On 04/15/2011 at 1:35pm by CathyCraaazy

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Burn it down or just undo everything you did. It'd be hilarious to see her face when she got back home!

#6 - On 04/15/2011 at 1:36pm by WithaKay

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