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Today, I had woken up very excited to celebrate my 21st birthday. I roll over in bed and ask my boyfriend if we can go out to the park to have a picnic, considering the lovely weather. He looked up at me and said, "You wish I loved you that much." He rolled back over and slept until 3 p.m. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (66380) - you deserved it (6179)

On 05/01/2009 at 10:17am - love - by Anon (woman) - United States (Kentucky)

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