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Today, while watching Animal Planet, I realised my boyfriend uses the Dog Whisperer techniques on me. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (23916) - you deserved it (6952)

On 02/28/2011 at 5:55am - love - by notagoodsign (woman) - Netherlands (Noord-Holland)

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That's what happens when you're a bitch.

#3 - On 02/28/2011 at 10:08am by illmatic2

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CH! CH! Down Fifi!

#8 - On 02/28/2011 at 10:26am by CCCOMBOBREAKER

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