Today, while watching Animal Planet, I realised my boyfriend uses the Dog Whisperer techniques on me. FML
by notagoodsign / 02/28/2011 at 5:55am / Netherlands (Noord-Holland) / Love
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That's what happens when you're a bitch.
#3 - On 02/28/2011 at 10:08am by illmatic2
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OP: I love you!
Boyfriend: *scratches OP's ears* Such a good girl!
OP: What the fuck are you doing?
Boyfriend: *hits OP's nose with newspaper* Bad girl! Bad girl!
OP: Ooh yes, tell me I'm a bad girl!
#11 - On 02/28/2011 at 10:28am by DocBastard
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