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Today, I got a call from the police dept. My ex-boyfriend is applying for a job there, and they called me to ask if he was "a good candidate for a police officer." I had to start my day off by saying great, nice things about the guy who broke my heart and completely disrespected me. FML

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Why didn't you just tell them bad things?

#1 - On 02/23/2011 at 12:51pm by Zmeilerr

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ah so this is how we get the bad cops...

#10 - On 02/23/2011 at 12:56pm by grdianknight

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