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Today, I was asked out by a guy I've liked since the beginning of the year. All I could say was, "I have to pee", and ran into the men's bathroom. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (26414) - you deserved it (15737)

On 02/18/2011 at 8:35pm - love - by blaahh (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

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What are you, 5 years old?

#1 - On 02/19/2011 at 2:30am by hellokat1

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Fuck your life OP. I hope you were able to explain it to him. Next time just please try to run into the women's bathroom.

#9 - On 02/19/2011 at 2:39am by Doortje

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