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Today, I was waiting for my girlfriend, I wanted to have a serious talk about her hypochondria. She called to cancel because she was (self) diagnosed with some sort of 'neurological disorder'. FML

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God, you people are so insensitive! The girlfriend obviously DOES have kuru, OCD, achalasia, melanoma, Crohn's disease, Budd-Chiari malformation, Wolf-Parkinson-White syndrome, Boerhaave's syndrome, acoustic neuroma, cholecystitis, Cushing syndrome, supraventricular tachycardia, toxoplasmosis, and tribadism.

I could be wrong on that last one.

#22 - On 01/25/2011 at 8:24am by DocBastard

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Funny how Hypochondriac people never realise the one "disease" they really have.
I know people like that, and it's really hard. If you don't care for her deeply, I suggest you dump her. If you're not a patient person you'll end up hating her and whenever she talks about diseases you'll be thinking "Oh my fucking god would you shut up you fucking nutjub". Not good for you or your girlfriend.
If you have patience or if you love her, see her through this, but don't try alone. Do some research and convince her to see a therapist. Try to be supportive even though it's very hard not to get pissed off sometimes. Good luck.

#42 - On 01/25/2011 at 12:13pm by fthku

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