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Today, I went horseback riding with this guy I like. I asked him to help me get on the horse. I slipped, and while trying to keep my balance, I kicked him in the face. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (19184) - you deserved it (4543)

On 12/20/2010 at 1:22am - love - by Me -

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Apologize and tell him you'd be happy to give him a kiss on the bruise you just gave him.

#9 - On 12/20/2010 at 6:30am by Doortje

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way to make an ass out of yourself

#1 - On 12/20/2010 at 6:04am by jiggyjiggz

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