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Today, I asked my wife for her computer password because my computer crashed. After minutes of begging she finally told me. Turns out that her password happens to be her ex's name. FML


I agree, your life sucks (31784) - you deserved it (3532)

On 12/16/2010 at 7:20pm - love - by expassword (man) - United States (Oregon)

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Why wouldn't she just type in the password herself? FYL though. You should talk to her about that :/

#1 - On 12/17/2010 at 3:21am by Brittneyyyy

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Her PW is Impotent Mother Fucker?

#3 - On 12/17/2010 at 3:28am by phatdaddy62

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