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Today, my boyfriend of six months said he wanted to take our relationship one step further. I thought he was going to ask me to move in. He meant he wanted to fart in front of me. FML


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On 11/27/2010 at 2:12pm - love - by ahhhboys (woman) - Romania

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"Today my boyfriend is comfortable with himself around me. FML"

You fart too, OP. Unless you're a robot. If you don't fart, you'll spontaneously combust into a fireball of fart fire.

#16 - On 11/27/2010 at 5:31pm by allmidnighteyes

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How exciting!! Hey it takes baby steps to make it anywhere. :)

But on a side note, how on earth did you think he was ready to invite you in when you two don't yet feel comfortable enough to pass gas in one another's presence??

#9 - On 11/27/2010 at 5:19pm by thisgirl2u

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