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Today, my boyfriend of two years told his friend that he decided a long time ago that he would never be faithful to a woman. I was sitting next to him. FML


I agree, your life sucks (31219) - you deserved it (3202)

On 10/18/2010 at 8:23am - love - by sugar - United States (Texas)

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You mean ex boyfriend right?

#3 - On 10/18/2010 at 2:13pm by shananigans

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You should have commenced making out with his best friend right then and there. Then, when he balks about what you've just done, say "What did you expect?"
If OP were a guy and his girlfriend had said that, I would advise the exact same thing. :P

#13 - On 10/18/2010 at 2:21pm by nerdsgetmehot

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