Submit your FML story

  • - Concept: An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick:
Categories :
Man or woman?

Today, my boyfriend of two years told his friend that he decided a long time ago that he would never be faithful to a woman. I was sitting next to him. FML


I agree, your life sucks (30813) - you deserved it (3175)

On 10/18/2010 at 8:23am - love - by sugar - United States (Texas)

Top comments

You mean ex boyfriend right?

#3 - On 10/18/2010 at 2:13pm by shananigans

See in context

You should have commenced making out with his best friend right then and there. Then, when he balks about what you've just done, say "What did you expect?"
If OP were a guy and his girlfriend had said that, I would advise the exact same thing. :P

#13 - On 10/18/2010 at 2:21pm by nerdsgetmehot

See in context




Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.

Top of the page

You must have an FML account to comment.

Don't have an FML account yet ? Sign up to FML!

C comme Line's illustrated FML

The Artist's interview

All illustrated FMLs

FML's blog

  • Céline's illustrated FML
  • Hi gang! It’s a day of national pride over near the FML offices. There's a time for everything, and even if the desire to piss about to release the tension is huge, we mustn’t forget that we can…

Friday 27 November 2015

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on: