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Today, my boyfriend called me over for dinner. When I walked in the door, he asked why I was here; apparently he dialed the wrong girlfriend. FML


I agree, your life sucks (39083) - you deserved it (2945)

On 10/02/2010 at 9:04am - love - by Anonymous - United States (Pennsylvania)

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You should have made sure that he had the right girlfriend, you irresponsible bitch.

#1 - On 10/02/2010 at 1:33pm by Schitzomaniac

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I hope you stayed until the "right" gf showed up and had a nice chat. After all, you have to work out a schedule.

#11 - On 10/02/2010 at 1:53pm by ImaginaryFoe

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