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Today, I was in an elevator with my girlfriend when it stuck mid-floor. Being supportive, I went to hug her and tell her we'll be OK. Today I also learned that my girlfriend is deathly claustrophobic and her predominant reaction is to vomit. In this case, all over me. We were stuck for 2 hours. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (42133) - you deserved it (2399)

On 02/25/2009 at 12:53pm - love - by goingup? (man) - United States (New York)

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