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Today, I was in an elevator with my girlfriend when it stuck mid-floor. Being supportive, I went to hug her and tell her we'll be OK. Today I also learned that my girlfriend is deathly claustrophobic and her predominant reaction is to vomit. In this case, all over me. We were stuck for 2 hours. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (49739) - you deserved it (3190)

On 02/25/2009 at 12:53pm - love - by goingup? (man) - United States (New York)

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"Hi, I'm Bob!"

"Hi, I'm Claire!"

"So... any irrational fears?"

Perfectly normal way to start a first date IMO.

#7 - On 02/25/2009 at 6:59pm by Lick_yer_face

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If you like her still, then you've got something there. :-P

And who voted "you deserved that one"?
Supportive -> Vomit. Not really blameworthy there.

#2 - On 02/25/2009 at 5:21pm by Lick_yer_face

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