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Today, I forgot my work clothes at home so my boss gave me a jacket with a name patch that said "Mike". Still wearing my work clothes I ran into my ex-girlfriend on my way home. We were together for five years until she dumped me for a guy name Mike. FML


I agree, your life sucks (42868) - you deserved it (4167)

On 02/25/2009 at 2:42am - love - by laf@me (man) - Canada (Alberta)

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Looks like your ex got Mike out of his work clothes, and left them ready for you to wear.

#1 - On 02/25/2009 at 10:05am by ifeedhobos

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Yeah, because there is only one Mike in the world. Are you still in love with your ex? Because that's the only way it's FML. And that would make you suck.

#2 - On 02/25/2009 at 10:15am by haha

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