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Today, I forgot my work clothes at home so my boss gave me a jacket with a name patch that said "Mike". Still wearing my work clothes I ran into my ex-girlfriend on my way home. We were together for five years until she dumped me for a guy name Mike. FML


I agree, your life sucks (38764) - you deserved it (3793)

On 02/25/2009 at 2:42am - love - by laf@me (man) - Canada (Alberta)

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Looks like your ex got Mike out of his work clothes, and left them ready for you to wear.

#1 - On 02/25/2009 at 10:05am by ifeedhobos

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Uhm, i think what he meant was that she woudve thought he was trying to be mike because his girlfriend left her for a man named Mike, therefore, he thought that she might've thought that he was still grieving over the break up or something and pretended to be "Mike"
you know, well, it's hard to explain in text. >___>;
But it's all clear in my head.. T__T

#7 - On 02/25/2009 at 10:49am by Inkspell

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