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Today, my boyfriend of 5 years finally asked me to marry him. He said: We could save taxes if we married.. what do you think? That was the most romantic thing he said to me in the last 2 years. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (23259) - you deserved it (7071)

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what you don't think saving money is romantic? that turns me on every time! 

#7 - On 08/27/2010 at 12:58pm by yazmi_09

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lol. ydi for staying in a relationship with no romance. at least for ur end, try to spice things up

#1 - On 08/27/2010 at 12:56pm by insane602

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