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Today, I called my boyfriend just to hear his voice since I haven't seen him in a while. His mom picked up and said "Chris isn't here right now, he's with his girlfriend. Do you want to leave him a message." We've been dating for 4 and a half months now. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (28495) - you deserved it (3047)

On 08/10/2010 at 12:30am - love - by llmd (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

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Cheaters deserve to die.

#3 - On 08/10/2010 at 5:59am by Freeze

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maybe he went somewhere with his mates that his mum wouldnt approve of, and said he was going out with you to cover?

#7 - On 08/10/2010 at 6:09am by cathy0x

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