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Today, I called my boyfriend just to hear his voice since I haven't seen him in a while. His mom picked up and said "Chris isn't here right now, he's with his girlfriend. Do you want to leave him a message." We've been dating for 4 and a half months now. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (26585) - you deserved it (2413)

On 08/10/2010 at 12:30am - love - by llmd (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

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