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Today, I was texting my boyfriend about yesterday, where he told me how much he loved me, and he wishes we lived closer. I asked him if he really meant it. Turns out he was drunk, and had no idea what he was talking about. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (25778) - you deserved it (3516)

On 08/06/2010 at 3:07am - love - by rachaaaaeul - United States (Utah)

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like they say a drunken mind speaks a sober heart lol

#6 - On 08/06/2010 at 10:07am by themclovin101

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Maybe the booze brought out his realfeelings.

#4 - On 08/06/2010 at 10:06am by bigbadtim

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