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Today, my boyfriend and I were looking through an old photo album of mine. I turned to a page with a picture of me on my last day of college. I thought the picture was quite nice. He turned to me and said, "Don't worry, I take bad pictures too." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (19262) - you deserved it (2258)

On 07/31/2010 at 10:28pm - love - by XxHinkaixX (woman) - United States (Missouri)

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aaaannnnd? big deal.

#10 - On 08/01/2010 at 3:31am by chris678

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slap him. with yo tits

#4 - On 08/01/2010 at 3:28am by ZleveL

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