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Today, after a large, dramatic fight with my girlfriend in a parking lot, we stopped arguing altogether and hugged, dropping the issue. Twenty seconds later, I accidentally slammed her hand in the car door, breaking two of her fingers. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (29938) - you deserved it (8761)

On 07/03/2010 at 3:26pm - love - by Z (man) - United States (Missouri)

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