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Today, after getting my appendix taken out, we had to drive over five sets of railroad tracks. Then, my four year old brother decided to punch me in the stomach because, "I took away his mommy for two days." FML

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On 06/25/2010 at 8:30pm - love - by cduttl1230 - United States (Idaho)

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That brother deserves to be punched in the stomach MUCH harder. Sometimes you can tell when a kid's gonna grow up to be an asshole...

#2 - On 06/26/2010 at 6:12am by Chunchunchun

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Ow. Whilst I can understand your brother being upset about you 'stealing his mummy', how spoilt is he that he feels that it's ok to punch you in the stomach? Get better soon though, OP.

#6 - On 06/26/2010 at 6:15am by Cinn

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