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Today, I leaned back and bumped into one of my mom's plants in the window. The good thing was that I caught it before it fell and shattered. The bad thing was that my mom likes to keep cactii in the window. I can still feel thorns I haven't managed to pluck out yet. FML

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On 05/25/2010 at 2:54am - love - by Ouchhh (man) - United States (California)

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So instead of feeling like a prick for breaking your mom's plant you felt the prick for saving it.

I hope for your sake it wasn't one of those cacti with the ultra-fine thorns in it. Those are the worst to get out!

#23 - On 05/25/2010 at 6:36am by Jimboom

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I hate cacti.

#1 - On 05/25/2010 at 6:04am by responses

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