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Today, I walked in on my boyfriend saying, "I shall be the prince, and you shall be the princess," to his hamster. Once he saw me, he quickly turned to the hamster and said, "I have to go. The dragon is here." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (37365) - you deserved it (6279)

On 05/14/2010 at 7:28pm - love - by Cheese4men - Canada (Alberta)

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hahahah this is funny . ur bf sounds like a keeper.....

#2 - On 05/15/2010 at 3:02am by LucianDeSouza

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hey if my gf breathed fire, I'd warn my hamster too! just saying...

#3 - On 05/15/2010 at 3:02am by xn8gx

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