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Today, I was driving home from school, when I saw this girl I like walking home. Trying to be polite, I pulled over and asked if she wanted a ride. After my offer, I was rejected as she said "No, I'm actually already home," and walked up the nearest driveway... MY driveway. FML

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On 04/16/2009 at 9:16pm - love - by Kelavmeister (man) - United States (Illinois)

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hahahhahahahaah...you should have pulled into the driveway and rolled down your window and said "woah you live here too??"

#2 - On 04/17/2009 at 3:54am by Dutchie2010

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Hahaha. "Well, that's funny, because so am I." and then park and walk into your house. she'd be the embarrassed one x)

#4 - On 04/17/2009 at 3:55am by dino_witha_cape

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