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Today, after weeks of agonising, I told my best friend (who I am madly in love with) that I love her. She said: "me too, you're like a brother and a best girlfriend rolled into one!" FML


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On 02/22/2009 at 5:01am - love - by Reaper - South Africa (Western Cape)

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haha, sorry man. you're not getting in her pants anytime soon. She would probably call it incest.

#1 - On 02/22/2009 at 10:18am by d00d_c0m3_0n

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I am in the same exact situation. It sucks so much. I don't know whether to cut her off completely, or keep being friends with her. She actually said the same exact thing...I was all, "I love you so much." and she said " I love you I love a brother." I jokingly asked if she was incestuous and she punched me on the arm and changed the subject. Fuck our lives.

#2 - On 02/22/2009 at 10:19am by SameBoat

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