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Today, while teaching my kindergarten class, I had a feeling I was starting my period again. A boy in the class asked me what a period was. Stressing over my own, I briefly told him it's a woman's time of the month when they have mood swings. He was asking about the dot at the end of a sentence. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (37114) - you deserved it (27923)

On 04/09/2009 at 12:53am - kids - by anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

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#5-I bet the world does revolve around you, though.

Dick.

#6 - On 04/09/2009 at 6:31am by musicsnob79

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#5, stop being an asshole.

It's hard to think straight if blood is staining your underwear and possibly going through your clothes for everyone to see. And on top of that, this world does not need that sexist attitude.

And by the way, it's "you're on your period," learn some grammar. Baka.

#8 - On 04/09/2009 at 6:48am by junjouromantica

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