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Today, I jokingly asked my husband if he was going to make it to our first child's Christening as there was a football match on at the same time. Without hesitating, he replyed that he would just watch the recording. He meant the recording of the Christenting. He was serious. FML

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On 02/28/2010 at 9:26am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - South Africa (Eastern Cape)

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I must be the only one irritated that it says "replyed" instead of "replied".

#53 - On 02/28/2010 at 2:44pm by Freeze

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Relax, lady, he's just kidding!

He's not even going to watch the recording of the Christening.

Come on, what's there to see? At that age, a baby is little more than a writhing meatloaf. What a boring video that would be!

#64 - On 02/28/2010 at 2:58pm by perdix

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