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Today, I was saying goodbye to my 5 year old son before dropping him at my mom's, as I was leaving for two days, and told him I would miss him. He says "l won't miss you, I never miss you when you are gone." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (25760) - you deserved it (3350)

On 01/12/2010 at 1:46am - kids - by mandiballz - United States (California)

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A) he's a kid. Relax. B) It's actually probably a good thing. This way you won't have to ever break him of a homesickness issue when he's older. C) if he's REALLY intelligent, he might be trying to help YOU to worry less about how he's feeling. D) ignore the idiots who reply like he's a bad kid. They have no idea what they're talking about.

#5 - On 01/12/2010 at 6:28am by Pipistrello

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From one mom to another, it's a phase. most kids go through that. Calm down.

#7 - On 01/12/2010 at 6:47am by sdz

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