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Today, I got in a hotel elevator. There was a kid in there also. He got off on the 3rd floor. As he was stepping from the elevator, he decided to press every single button. It's a 35 floor hotel. My room is on the 32nd floor. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (24293) - you deserved it (3427)

On 11/27/2009 at 3:01pm - kids - by w0rstdayever - United States (New York)

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Get out and get into the other one.

#1 - On 11/27/2009 at 4:53pm by FreddyLunch

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OMG ITS LIKE ELF WHEN THEY'RE IN THE EMPIRE STATE BUILDING! :D

As for you OP, well you could have gotten out and use the stairs if you didn't have your bag with you... even then if its light enough...

Hey, did anyone get in while you were going up? XD

On the plus side it makes a funny story... =)

#5 - On 11/27/2009 at 4:56pm by jchansfan

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