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Today, after months of trying to potty train my son, he finally told me he used the potty. I went to the bathroom to check. There was nothing there. So I asked him "Where did you go to the potty?". He then grabbed my hand and took me to the cat's litter box. My son has successfully litter trained himself. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (30247) - you deserved it (3517)

On 11/16/2009 at 1:00am - kids - by anonymous (woman) - Japan (Okinawa)

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FML? More like, pure win.

#2 - On 11/16/2009 at 6:09am by theanonymoose

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Not really an FYL. You will be able to tell this embarrassing story to every girlfriend he will ever have. Revenge.

#11 - On 11/16/2009 at 7:25am by madderakka

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