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Today, while putting on makeup, I got a face full of bloody scratches instead of an even skin tone. Turns out my makeup sponge was full of bits of glass. My little brother forgot to tell me he shattered a mirror beside my makeup box. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (32837) - you deserved it (3023)

On 11/15/2009 at 8:46pm - kids - by redisnotmycolor (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

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I would recommend seeing a doctor if you haven't already. In case you have tiny shards in your cheeks now.

#5 - On 11/16/2009 at 3:26am by Luckster

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Ouch... that's gotta hurt.

#1 - On 11/16/2009 at 3:18am by rhodium

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