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Today, I was in line at the store behind a lady and her young daughter. Trying to be polite I smiled at the little girl. She burst into tears asking her mommy 'what is wrong with that ladies teeth'. Apparently braces on a 25 year old is not 'kid friendly'. FML

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On 11/08/2009 at 11:37pm - kids - by itsjustmyluck (woman) - United States (California)

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You should have started laughing maniacally saying "I'M GOING TO EAT YOU UP, LITTLE GIRL".

#7 - On 11/09/2009 at 4:25am by radooh

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She probably thought you were gonna eat her or something

#1 - On 11/09/2009 at 3:51am by allmidnighteyes

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