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Today, I babysat for two little girls, who wanted to play 'mermaids'. I smiled, and said that I would love to play with them. The older girl laughed, saying "You can't be a mermaid. Mermaids are pretty." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (65238) - you deserved it (3197)

On 03/25/2009 at 11:45pm - kids - by babysitter (woman) - United States (Michigan)

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