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Today, I was having a nice moment with my granddaughter as she was being affectionate by stroking my face. We were both quite content, until she said, "Aw, Grandma, your skin feels just like a crocodile." FML

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On 10/24/2009 at 5:14pm - kids - by Granny (woman) - United Kingdom (Manchester)

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Heheh, that's kind of cute! I wouldn't worry too much about it, she probably thinks you're part reptile, now, and therefore ten times cooler in her eyes. You should have told her that.

#1 - On 10/24/2009 at 7:32pm by teiso

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Woohoo! Granny on fml!

#10 - On 10/24/2009 at 7:44pm by littlexlion

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