Today, I had my 3 year old son in the doctors office. During the exam, he informed the doctor that he doesn't sleep in mommy's bed anymore because mommy sleeps in her underwear and farts all night long. FML
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On 09/19/2009 at 10:37am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Ohio)
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FIRST! :) lol but wow that suckss
#1 - On 09/19/2009 at 2:12pm by cheetahboo2010
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damn you!!!!
#8 - On 09/19/2009 at 2:26pm by 123sploosh
Haha! You gotta love how honest little kids are.
Don't worry though. All 3 year olds say stuff like that.
#3 - On 09/19/2009 at 2:13pm by heyyimkell
GOOD FOR YOU MOM! YDI. your 3 year old son is sleeping in the bed with you lmao and you passing gas and shit. I dont blame him who want to sleep with someone who passes gas and in her panties. Put on a little pj's outfit and clean out your system with some laxatives... Come on mom! =P
#6 - On 09/19/2009 at 2:19pm by ithedarkone
Oh well. Kids say things like that all the time. Not much of an FML. The doctor has probably heard much much worse. Get over it.
#7 - On 09/19/2009 at 2:20pm by Norma_Christ16
Oh pfft, he secretly likes it.
Damn Freudian desires...
#14 - On 09/19/2009 at 3:24pm by allmidnighteyes
Eh, who cares? You got your son out of your bed, right? Isn't that what parents want?
Besides, doctors are used to nudity and bodily functions.
Clearly he has an overactive imagination and made that up because we all know that females do not fart.
That kid has no room to talk, I bet you were changing his soiled diapers for years. Put the child up for adoption for making you lose face.
Or remember this, and later on in life tell his first girlfriend that you had to change his diapers up until the age of 9.
#24 - On 09/19/2009 at 7:40pm by DrunkenValor
Wow, taking revenge on a three year old who won't remember any of this a year from now? F that poor kids future life, lmao.
#25 - On 09/19/2009 at 8:07pm by GracefulDemoniac
Ewww, stop eating beans before you go to bed! Seriously take some medicine or something so you're not so gross
Do you really care so much about what your kid's doctor thinks? But do tell your son that he shouldn't tell people stuff like that....
YDI for being stupid enough to think that your children won't ever say something about you that's embarrassing.
#32 - On 09/19/2009 at 11:24pm by youEQUALtosser
its funny how its embarrassing when your kid tells your doctor....but apparently not embarrassing when you tell the whole internet world about it??
i realize that we don't know your name or your face but regardless of that people are going to say worse things on this website then your doctor ever would.
Hey lady, it's okay. My mother doesn't even WEAR underwear when she sleeps.
#34 - On 09/20/2009 at 4:26am by DameGreyWulf
Hey, doctors need to know these things. Maybe you have colon cancer and the kid just saved your life.
Or maybe not.
#38 - On 09/20/2009 at 10:11pm by FerrariCake
Hahaha! Don't worry, my dad sleeps in his underwear and farts all night long, too. My bedroom is next door to his and the walls are thin. He also burps and moans and makes other ungodly sounds. And Mum snores something terrible, and my parents love each other, anyway. And at least your kid has learned to sleep in his own bed!
So??? Dr's know that moms fart. And Kid Dr's have heard ALL kinds of nasty truths. And some misunderstandings that sound REALLY nasty.
This one isn't even in the running as amusing.
FML Fail
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