Today, I had my 3 year old son in the doctors office. During the exam, he informed the doctor that he doesn't sleep in mommy's bed anymore because mommy sleeps in her underwear and farts all night long. FML

by Anonymous / 09/19/2009 at 10:37am / United States (Ohio) / Kids

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  • Haha! You gotta love how honest little kids are.
    Don't worry though. All 3 year olds say stuff like that.

    #3 - On 09/19/2009 at 2:13pm by heyyimkell

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  • Clearly he has an overactive imagination and made that up because we all know that females do not fart.

    #20 - On 09/19/2009 at 5:51pm by jillz

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