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Today, I had my 3 year old son in the doctors office. During the exam, he informed the doctor that he doesn't sleep in mommy's bed anymore because mommy sleeps in her underwear and farts all night long. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (28542) - you deserved it (5843)

On 09/19/2009 at 10:37am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Ohio)

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