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Today, I took my 5 year-old son to the barber shop. When the man finishes with him, I tell the guy, "while we're here, I might as well get a trim too." My son then exclaims very loudly in front of a very full barber's shop, "Dad! You don't need a haircut, you need hair!" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (22725) - you deserved it (4407)

On 09/18/2009 at 2:17am - kids - by ben (man) - United States (Utah)

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