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Today, I took my 5 year-old son to the barber shop. When the man finishes with him, I tell the guy, "while we're here, I might as well get a trim too." My son then exclaims very loudly in front of a very full barber's shop, "Dad! You don't need a haircut, you need hair!" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (24882) - you deserved it (4749)

On 09/18/2009 at 2:17am - kids - by ben (man) - United States (Utah)

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I love your son! XD

!DNOCES :SP

#2 - On 09/18/2009 at 6:09am by Antivirus

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Ah, kids.... never too shy to embarrass their parents.....lol

#6 - On 09/18/2009 at 6:12am by Supermum43

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