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Today, my daughter turned one month old. I decided to give her a congratulatory kiss on the cheek. She decided to projectile vomit warm breastmilk into my partially open mouth. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (30532) - you deserved it (3577)

On 09/09/2009 at 12:22am - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States

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