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Today, I finally figured out why my 5 year old daughter washes her hair everyday. It's because she doesn't want to have "yucky greasy" hair like her mommy. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (10188) - you deserved it (30503)

On 09/07/2009 at 4:25pm - kids - by greasyhair (woman) - United States (New York)

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