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Today, I was at the Wild Animal Park. There were bees everywhere. One brave bee, thinking he was Mr. Macho, flew right down my tank top in between my boobs. I freaked the hell out and ended up screaming and pulling down my shirt to get the bee out. I flashed about 10 kids and their families. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (38363) - you deserved it (6676)

On 07/28/2009 at 1:00am - kids - by bsaucedo (woman) - United States (California)

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