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Today, we went up for visitor's day for my son's Jewish summer camp. We don't keep kosher, but most of his fellow campers do. When we went around in the circle saying our favorite foods, he said, "my mom makes the best pork chops." We got dirty looks for the rest of the day. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (30434) - you deserved it (8918)

On 07/16/2009 at 11:02am - kids - by porkeater (man) - United States (Illinois)

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