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Today, I went out to a nice restaurant with my extended family. It was expensive, and when the bill came, I whispered to my brother, "We may need to make this one a Chew and Screw". When the waitress came back to the table, my five year old son decided to ask aloud "What's Chew and Screw?". FML

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I agree, your life sucks (5028) - you deserved it (41542)

On 07/15/2009 at 11:53pm - kids - by bigdaddy (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

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