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Today, I went out to a nice restaurant with my extended family. It was expensive, and when the bill came, I whispered to my brother, "We may need to make this one a Chew and Screw". When the waitress came back to the table, my five year old son decided to ask aloud "What's Chew and Screw?". FML

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I agree, your life sucks (5579) - you deserved it (44661)

On 07/15/2009 at 11:53pm - kids - by bigdaddy (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

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YDI for even thinking about "chewing and screwing!" you do realize that the waitress busts her ass to serve pricks like you and that her entire income is from your tip, right? waitresses get paid like, $2 and hour. I HATES people like you when i waitressed, who thought they were entitled to everything but didn't have to pay.

#3 - On 07/16/2009 at 6:09am by heyyou1203

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When around kids, never say anything that you don't want repeating!!! Learn for next time

#1 - On 07/16/2009 at 6:05am by lizzzie

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