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Today, I was babysitting my baby cousin. I was lying on my back playing with her, while holding her up in the air. As I was doing that, I made cooing noises and funny faces to get her to laugh. She laughed and threw up in my mouth. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (42393) - you deserved it (9174)

On 06/02/2009 at 10:08pm - kids - by babybreath (woman) - United States (California)

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Thats gross.

#1 - On 06/03/2009 at 6:05am by brittanycraze

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how could he/she deserve that?
whats wrong with you peopleeee


lol im sorryyyy, hah thats really
grosssss

#2 - On 06/03/2009 at 6:09am by kelllieeee_

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