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Today, I had a job interview. I had to drop my daughter off with my babysitter first. When I got to the interview I got a weird look from the vice president of the company. I had lime green poop running down the side of my white blouse. FML

#2341558 (130)

I agree, your life sucks (39851) - you deserved it (4810)

On 05/27/2009 at 2:15pm - kids - by boo (woman) - United States (Oregon)

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