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Today, I had a job interview. I had to drop my daughter off with my babysitter first. When I got to the interview I got a weird look from the vice president of the company. I had lime green poop running down the side of my white blouse. FML


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On 05/27/2009 at 2:15pm - kids - by boo (woman) - United States (Oregon)

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...lime green poop?
Is she radioactive or something? Or does she just eat too many popsicles?

#1 - On 05/27/2009 at 5:03pm by losergirl

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Lime green? What the hell are you feeding your kid?

#14 - On 05/27/2009 at 5:09pm by Curtieeeez

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