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Today, I decided to scare my 10 year old sister for fun. I hid behind a door and leapt out, shouting "Boo!" when she walked by. She burst into tears and ran screaming to my mom. My mom thought I'd hit my sister, and was so angry that she punched me in the eye. FML

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On 05/26/2009 at 12:38am - kids - by tsakashvili (man) - United States (Iowa)

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Your mother really needs to control her anger, and get a general overview of the situation..
If my mom did that to me, i'd freak out..

FYL

#3 - On 05/26/2009 at 6:28am by Pirate_argh

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Yes, let's solve (non-existent) violence with violence, this sounds like a good plan...

#4 - On 05/26/2009 at 6:29am by KwitIt

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