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Today, I decided to scare my 10 year old sister for fun. I hid behind a door and leapt out, shouting "Boo!" when she walked by. She burst into tears and ran screaming to my mom. My mom thought I'd hit my sister, and was so angry that she punched me in the eye. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (44190) - you deserved it (12466)

On 05/26/2009 at 12:38am - kids - by tsakashvili (man) - United States (Iowa)

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