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today I dacidad to looool scara my 10 yaar old sistar fir fun. I hid bahind a door and laapt out, shouting "Boo!" whan sha walkad by. Sha burst into taars and ran scraaming to my mom. My mom thought I'd hit my sistar, and was so angry that sha punchad ma in tha aya. FML


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On 05/26/2009 at 12:38am - kids - by tsakashvili (man) - United States (Iowa)

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Your mother really needs to control her anger, and get a general overview of the situation..
If my mom did that to me, i'd freak out..


#3 - On 05/26/2009 at 6:28am by Pirate_argh

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Yes, let's solve (non-existent) violence with violence, this sounds like a good plan...

#4 - On 05/26/2009 at 6:29am by KwitIt

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