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Today, while I was babysitting, the little girl wanted to show me a picture that her mom had just sent to the family iPad via iMessage. Trying to be helpful, I clicked iMessage, only to see pictures of her father's erect penis. She won't stop asking about the "hotdog" in the picture. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (25650) - you deserved it (1870)

On 02/16/2013 at 1:03am - kids - by Scarlett (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

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Technically, you can't even be sure it's her father's penis...

#3 - On 02/16/2013 at 6:06am by cocacola999

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The iGeneration.

#1 - On 02/16/2013 at 6:04am by oj101

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