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Today, I got a call from my son's school saying to pick him up because he'd shat his pants. He's in high school. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (18440) - you deserved it (1728)

On 10/16/2012 at 4:07am - kids - by Mike - United States

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We need more information before we can judge this FML, he may have had diarrhea from your food, for example.

#1 - On 10/16/2012 at 10:11am by RadikulRam

See in context

+348 | 8

S**t happens, right?

#3 - On 10/16/2012 at 10:15am by TurtleSmile

See in context

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