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Today, I was babysitting four kids. I turned the TV on for them, and set the youngest on my lap. She started giggling and pointing at every single pimple I have, exclaiming "Boo-boo!" This went on for half an hour. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (13132) - you deserved it (1778)

On 10/13/2012 at 7:22am - kids - by Shiverice - United States (Michigan)

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That's a lot of pimples.

#1 - On 10/13/2012 at 8:52am by NoWayLady

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+165 | 8

The funniest part is that this youngest kid is 16.

Oh, those crazy teens.

#11 - On 10/13/2012 at 9:03am by DocBastard

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