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Today, a little girl came up to me and said "Hi, my name is Lindsey, lets be friends!". I thought she was cute so I played along and said "Okay! My name is Jen!" Her Reply: "Wait, nevermind, I don't want to be friends anymore. You smell funny." FML

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On 05/17/2009 at 12:33am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

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Kids are brutally honest.

#7 - On 05/17/2009 at 3:54am by 24788

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"You smell funny" in kidspeak does not necessarily mean "You have BO". It could mean "I don't like your perfume".

#14 - On 05/17/2009 at 4:19am by plethora

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