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Today, a little girl came up to me and said "Hi, my name is Lindsey, lets be friends!". I thought she was cute so I played along and said "Okay! My name is Jen!" Her Reply: "Wait, nevermind, I don't want to be friends anymore. You smell funny." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (38557) - you deserved it (8196)

On 05/17/2009 at 12:33am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

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