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Today, my daughter told me that she wanted to live with her father because they have a faster internet connection. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (20214) - you deserved it (4025)

On 07/01/2012 at 12:00pm - kids - by grrr1234 -

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Is there anything to value more in life than this?

#1 - On 07/01/2012 at 2:03pm by stepdracmos

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And so the gaming generation for girls keeps growing... :3

#2 - On 07/01/2012 at 2:04pm by Rommel1942

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